She never quite grasped the concept of “I’m a little teapot.”

Madam that Ikea drawer is not a load bearing drawer. The Swedes at Ikea take no responsibility if you get hurt.

We ordered a lantern, NOT YOUR SASS.

The Chinese version of Forest Gump. “Life is like a cart of Dim Sum, you never know which one is gonna have shrimp.”

Is that Shrimp on that dim sum cart.. I think it is…

We are sad too that the qipao you ordered forgot to add in a butt cover.

Do none of these models know how to sit in a chair?! THERE ARE TWO RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND YOU CHOSE TO SIT ON THE CABINETS?!?!

Miss we at Bally’s Total Fitness Gyms appreciate your enthusiasm but that is neither proper gym attire or the right way to use that buso ball. Please leave, there is a Curves two blocks from here.