Someone should tell her that what with the smog and all in China, that umbrella is kind of useless.

Chloe Sevigny in “The Hipster Romance of the Three Hipster Kingdoms!”

You too would have this look of disdain if you also lived in a shabby Chinese knock off Georgia O’Keeffe painting.

The Traditional Lion Dance move of “DAT ASS” as performed during Chinese New Year.

Qipao+Bedazzler= FAAAABUUUUULOUS!

No matter how much she begs, do not feed her after midnight or get water on her.

Not exactly the most orthodox qipao construction, but we are going to allow it.

The best part of this qipao is the way it makes your face look when you look down at your enemies that you just crushed!

Her hair looks like a loaf of bread.

“Velvet EVERYTHING! I don’t care that the summers are 110 degrees here, I want veeeeeelvet!”-Moments before she died of heat stroke.