You thought you watched a lot of online porn? You ain’t got nothing on the Chinese Police. Read on to find out more about the police and their porn consumption.
If you have ever been called out for “Too much pron” like pretty much every red blooded male user of the interwebz, well feel ashamed no more! The Chinese police have made sure of that.
Recently during a seven day porn watching binge, the Chinese police from Shanxi Province in Mainland China broke TWO computers during an exhaustive “investigation” of porn peddling on the streets.
What their porn DVDS lack in variety they make up for in sleaziness.
The police were charged with this task after they confiscated over 1,000 DVDs of pornography from a seller in Xianyang City who was selling the pornography DVDs blatantly in public, an action punishable by death under Mainland China’s anti-pornography laws.
After which the police were left to categorize each DVD to determine if they were pornography or not. During the course of the week the officers in charge of the investigation were able to identify 640 DVDs to be indeed pornography but not without taking casualties of their own, namely two computers being damaged beyond repair.
There’s a Police Academy movie skit somewhere in all of this…
This of course begs the question how on Earth in 2015 could DVDs possibly destroy a computer that badly or how anyone still manages to watch porn on DVDs when the internet is rife with streaming sites? Even in China’s censored version of the internet!
We didn’t think they could break their computers that easily with DVDS but considering this is 2015 and their IT department hasn’t figured out screen capping leaving this guy to record his computer with a video camera, we are starting to understand how this happened.
Nevertheless it is a job to enforce the anti-pornography laws in China, and someone has to to do it. A job that apparently also pays up to 200,000 RMB (about $32,000) and requires watching over 700 pornos a week according to the Chief Pornographic Identification Officers in Mainland China.
That being said we leave you, our readers, to frantically start your Google engine searches for “Chief Pornographic Identification+how to apply?” investigation NOW.
Written by Editorial Staff