This Chinese man took chubby chasing to the next level. Read about the massive bride in Mainland China.
A man named You Pan from Guangdong Province in Mainland China recently popped the question to his girlfriend Yan Tai after two years of dating. On any day this would seem like a pretty normal if not uneventful news story. Which would be true until you factor in the fact that in over the last two years You Pan has been deliberately fattening up his bride You Tai so that no man would want her.
When Yan Tai began dating her fat inducing boyfriend, she weighed UNDER 100 lbs! She went from this:
Thanks to Pan’s
insanity interference, Tan ballooned up close to 200 lbs. once he proposed! Look there is nothing wrong with gaining some lbs. we’ve all done it and there is no reason to make someone feel bad for it. Which let’s be perfectly clear is not what we are saying here about Tan. What we are remarking on, is Pan’s deliberate scheme to make her “undesirable” so she would be with him forever. Now are we sure his name is You Pan and not LO PAN??!?
According to the People’s Daily, You Pan wanted his girlfriend to stay with him by any means necessary. He was like the Jean-Paul Satre of saturated fats. In order to keep his girlfriend for all time he set out on a plot to fatten her petite frame up so that no man would find her desirable, and thus she would have no other option than to marry him.
We want to call this crazy, but it was crazy enough to work apparently. You Pan lavished upon his bride to be with hearty breakfasts, generous lunches, and belt busting dinners over the course of two years. He even WOKE her up for midnight snacks to maker sure she would be putting on the pounds and putting off other potential male suitors.
Once again, we are not saying a girl with curves is unattractive, what we are saying is that You Pan is batshit crazy to purposely fatten up his girlfriend just so that no other man would want her. We can discuss all the horrific societal and body image issues that this entails, but let’s not lose sight of the probably terrible health implications such a massive weight gain must have cost Tan.
But to You Pan and apparently his plus sized bride Yan Tan it is all cholesterol under the bridge. He proposed to her recently and she said yes. Did we mention he proposed with a bouquet made out of Ferrero Roche chocolates? Because he totally did, outside of their favorite street of restaurants, while his friends held up pics of her favorite foods. That’s romance… I guess?
You Pan has promised to keep Yan Tan happy the rest of their lives… by feeding her even more. But what the hell she seems happy, he seems happy, I guess to each their own.
However one thing we think You Pan miscalculated in his plan was even though he fattened up his wife to keep other potential males at bay, he forgot there is something called the internet that a group called “Chubby Chasers” often frequent on their hefty hunts for amore. So good luck with that Pan.
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