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You Know You're Chinese when.....
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Winteredrose5162
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RE: You Know You're Chinese when.....
lee4893 Wrote:You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
You twirl your pen around your fingers.
You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
Ditto for paper napkins.
You never order room service.
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.
You reuse teabags.
You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.
You always cook too much.
Your parents never go to the movies.
Your parents send money to their relatives in China. (peru)
You use a face cloth.
Your parents use a clothes line.
You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
You never order sweet-n-sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a Chinese restaurant.
You look like you are eighteen.
You can't bear to throw things away.
You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.
You always have water when dining out.
You have a big aquarium filled with colorful fish somewhere in your house.
Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants.
Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings.
You know what the term "lemon" or a "banana" means.
You only have to shave every other day (maybe).
You wear/used to wear a pokemon shirt that was discoloured.
credit to sabrina@facebook
I'm peruvian though, but all of the above reflect either me or my family.
I want to dance, but there is no music. I'll just make my own!
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