This is a story me and my friend wrote together for fun We're still working on it. Plus most of the parts don't really make since but it's pretty random and stupid

Part One

The Misadventures of Two Average Asians
By Nancy and Nang

Once upon a time there were two girls. Their names were Nancy and Nang. They were just two average Asians girls going to school, facing through everyday drama. But the problem was that they had a lot of drama at home, more than most people did. Their family, they didn’t get along with them. They were forced to stay home all the time doing what only family members told them. But really both Nancy and Nang wanted to travel. So one day….. They ran away from home.


“God, I’m so hungry…..” Nancy said to herself tired. She was walking in a forest for hours. “Damnit all! Why didn’t I bring food when I left?!” she cried out loud. Then Nancy collapsed on the ground. “Waaaaahh….”
Then suddenly Nancy smelt the aurora of food. Then she popped back on her feet and ran to where the direction of the smell was coming from. That’s when she popped out of the forest into a small village. “Huh? A village? That’s strange…” Nancy said to herself, puzzled. But the smell of food distracted her train of thought. She followed the smell into a small restaurant. She looked at the sign, “Vietnamese…. Restaurant….” Nancy read aloud. “….AWESOME!!! I’m gonna order me some Pho!” She shouted out loud.
As Nancy was going into the Vietnamese Restaurant she crashed into someone familiar...
"Owwww! I knew my clumsiness would get me into the middle of no-where.." Said the person she crashed into.
Nancy rubbed her head in pain and saw it was a girl she had crashed into, it was Nang. "Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry I apologize for crashing into you!!" Nang said in a rush.
Almost about to run off, Nang looked back at Nancy and screamed "Holy crap it's you Nancy! Hey Nancy, you know where we are dude?? I have a lot to ask you since we never met in person before!"
Nancy looked at Nang for a moment. “Ohhhhh! I remember you! You’re Nang!! Yeah yeah….. uhh actually, I don’t know where we were either….” Nancy replied.
“Well, do you have any candy?” Nang asked
“Nope…”
“Do you know how you got here?”
“Nope…”
It was quiet. Then suddenly both their tummy’s started grumbling. “Uhh…. Nang? Did you eat?” Nancy asked quietly.
“…….Nope……” Nang replied.
It was quiet.
“……. LETS GO EAT SOME PHO!!!!” exclaimed Nancy.
“YEAH!!!” shouted Nang.
Then the both of them sat down at a table. A waiter came by to take their order. Of course they ordered Pho. When the Pho got there they started to chow down on their food.
Slurps, burps, and sounds of relief from hunger were heard from their table.
"More noodles please!"
"More drinks please!"
"More rice!"
"More soy sauce!"
"More beer… OH OH JUST KIDDING!"
"Oh gawd, I think there’s a piece of hair in my bowl..." Nancy said in disgust.
"Is it short or long??" Nang asked.
"It's short...like 1 inch…" Nancy replied curiously.
"..........."
".........."
"Lets not get any conclusions that it's pubic hair…" Nang said.
"..No I wasn't exactly thinking that..." Nancy said.
"Hmm..." They both had said
"Hey, waiter! Lemme measure how long your hair is!" Nancy said.
The waiter stood next to Nancy waiting for his hair to be measured so he could resume his job serving people.
"Oh shit son!" Nancy yelled.
"What?!" The waiter said.
"Oh nothing ... it's just that you're not the cause of the short one-inch hair in my pho." Nancy muttered.
"Hmmm..." Nang thought.
"Oh wait… the hair was mine! I guess it was an eyelash hair." Nancy said with a chuckle.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Nancy and Nang laughed.
"....." The waiter looked pretty confused and scared and resumed his job.
People around them began to stare at their table wondering
"What in Buddha's name was the last time they ate?..."
"Oh god...I bet they're a couple of trouble makers...they're so loud!"
"PUBIC HAIR?!?"
"OH MY GOD..."
But Nancy and Nang were too occupied eating that they didn't give a damn what people were saying and just thought of how damn good the food was!
Soon after both Nancy and Nang were finished the waiter came to collect the money. “That will be $50.00 please….” The waiter said.
“What?! That’s a rip off!!!” Nang shouted!
“Yeah!! Who the hell is gonna pay 50 bucks for a little bucket of soup?!” Nancy shouted.
“Please…. Do not shout in the restaurant. You have to pay” The waiter said calmly.
Then that’s when a hot guy walked into the restaurant. The guy had long hair and some were covering his left eye. He seemed to have a lot of piercing and tattoos on his body. But the thing is…… he was naked.
Neither Nancy nor Nang paid any attention to the naked hot man. They were both too pissed off at the waiter.

“So, are you two young ladies going to pay? Or not…..” the waiter said calmly.
“Heeeeell Naw!!” Nancy shouted.
“Okay then………….. YOU DIE!!!!” The waiter screamed pulling out a butcher knife.
“AHHH!! HOLY SHIT!!” Nang screamed.
Both Nancy and Nang jumped out of the way as the knife struck their table. “What the fuck was that?!” Nancy shouted. The waiter didn’t reply, he just picked the knife up and was about to strike again. Nancy and Nang ran out of the restaurant scared shitless. Then they both fell on top of each other. “Waaaahh we’re gonna die!” Nancy cried. Then suddenly the naked man we’re next to them.
“Hey!! You guys look cool!! Are you guys travelers??” The naked man said excitedly. Neither Nang or Nancy replied as they were staring blanklessly at a naked man talking to them. “Well, I’ll help you guys out!!” the naked man said.
“Really?!” Nang said happily.
“Just take me along with you guys!!! I wanna go on a journey too!!” the naked man said.
Nancy and Nang were both quiet.
".....I see your wee-wee!" Giggled Nang pointing at the naked man's uncovered shame.
"........Dude..." Nancy said disgustedly looking at Nang.
"What?! His wee-wee is pierced! HWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Nang said out loud.
"It's very very VERY impolite to comment on somebody's crotch! It's a private part, Nang!" Nancy said.
"Sure...it's REAL private..." Nang said in a very coy voice.
The naked man stared at them wondering what their double-extenders meant
"Hey, Nancy how long do you think his shuttle cock is??" Nang said laughing uncontrollably.
"......Nang......" Nancy said smacking Nang upside the head for the comments she made.
"Owwwie!!" Nang screamed.
"Anyways onto a less disturbing subject... Let’s introduce ourselves why don't we?" Nancy said.
Before anyone heard anyone's name being introduced they heard a song playing, a somewhat song you would hear on any model show.
"I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me And I'm too sexy for this song "The naked man sung instead of stating his name.
"................" Nang and Nancy stared at the naked man with their mouth wide open.
"Um...you know that kind of sounded… wrong...really really wrong especially when he said -" Nang tried saying.
"No no no lets just forget we heard that!" Nancy said cutting Nang off for a moment.
"Oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were going to introduce ourselves yet" The naked man had said suddenly.
"Tenjo tenka yuiga dokuson.." The naked man said.
Nang and Nancy looked at each other confused a bit wondering what he just said since they didn't fully understand Japanese.
"Uhh I'm guessing he said something in Japanese..." Nang said confused.
"Yeah... Hey dude, say that again except in english please!" Nancy said.
"I'm the one and only. In heaven and on earth." He had said.
"Yeah, and I'm Chief Crazy Horse!" Nang said laughing.
"Oh my... this is going to be difficult..."Nancy said shaking her head.
Then suddenly a knife just landed next to Nancy’s head, snipping off a couple strands of hair. “Holy shit!” Nancy shouted. Then Nancy and Nang both started running again but then they tripped again. The naked man was standing next to them as the were laying on the ground.
“So do we have a deal?” he asked.
“YES YES NOW SAVE US GOD DAMNIT!!” Nancy screamed out loud.
Then as the waiter was getting closer, the naked man stood in his way. “GET OUT OF MY WAY ASSHOLE!!” screamed the psychopath waiter waving his butcher knife around. Then the naked man held up his wee-wee and closed his eyes. Then suddenly……….. A BIG FIRE BALL BLASTED!!!! The fire ball hit the waiter and the waiter burned to death.
Nancy and Nang were still ducking behind a rock. Then the naked man walked over to them. “YAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!” The naked man screamed into their ears. Both Nancy and Nang jumped.
“What the fuck was that?!” Nang shouted picking her ear.
The naked man just had a big grin on his face. Nancy just stared at him like he was some retard. Then the naked man kneeled down next to Nang and Nancy. “Well, looks like we are traveling buddies!! My name is Miyavi! Weeeeeee” Miyavi said. Both Nancy and Nang just started at Miyavi as he was jumping up and down. Seeing his wee-wee going up and down like that……..
“Uhhh…… my…… name……. is……. NANCY” Nancy said losing her concentration because of his jumping wee-wee.
“I’m……. Naaaaaaang…..” Nang said also losing her concentration. Then Miyavi started jumping up and down clapping all hyper.
“Nancy and Nang! Nang and Nancy! Nancy and Nang! Nang and Nancy! And Miyavi!!!!” Miyavi kept on singing over and over again. Nancy and Nang were all quiet…. Then Miyavi pulled both Nancy and Nang up from the ground. “LET’S GO!!!” Miyavi shouted excitedly dragging the both of them while running.
“Oh Buddha…..” Nang said to herself.

ChikidiixSenkox3 Wrote:“Well, looks like we are traveling buddies!! My name is Miyavi! Weeeeeee” Miyavi said.

Lmfao.. as soon as I read that I started laughing uncontrollably.

Good job Nancy! It's random, funny, and I bet you had lots of fun writing it ^_^

hahaha, you really like Miyavi I can tell.

Hahah thanks XD Yeapp me and my friend just made some random story XD And we put a naked Miyavi in it who has a magical wee-wee XDDD

PART TWO!

A couple days later from traveling around, both Nang and Nancy got too tired they just collapsed on the ground.
“WAHH I’m so tireddd…” Nancy cried out loud with her face in the ground. Nang was just laying there motionless, too tired to even say anything. Miyavi, as hyper as ever just started hopping over both Nancy and Nang screaming random shit.
“GAHHH LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!” Miyavi screamed over and over.
“Blah… oh damnit Nang…. If we don’t find anything to eat… or to stay… we’ll die out here…. With… with… with HIM!” Nancy said tiredly while pointing at Miyavi who didn’t seem to notice. Nang didn’t say anything except a couple cries of moans.
“DOO DAA DUM DUMM A CASTLE!! A CASTLE!!” Miyavi screamed out loud while hopping up and down in one place pointing at something. That’s when both Nancy and Nang popped up.
“HE’RE RIGHT!!” Screamed Nancy
“THERE’S THE CASTLE!!” Screamed Nang. Then the both of them raced down to the castle leaving behind Miyavi.
“WAHHH!! NAN-NAN!! NANG-NANG!!” Cried Miyavi chasing after the two of them.
When the three of them made it to the front of the castle they all just stood there and saw how huge it was.
“Wow…. It’s huge!” Nang said.
“I wonder who owns it…” Nancy thought out loud. Then Miyavi just suddenly ran right into the castle entrance door crashing the door open.
“MIYAVI!! WHAT THE HELL?!” Nang screamed. Then before they knew it they were all surrounded by guards.
“Oh shit…” Nancy said quietly.
That’s when a girl walked out from between the guards. She had long black hair with blonde highlights and she was pretty short and was wearing a crown and holding a scepter. She started at the three for a moment. Then she whacked all three of them on the head with her scepter.
“YOU FUCKING BITCHES JUST BROKE MY DOOR!!!” screamed the girl.
“OWW THAT HURT YOU FUCKING BITCH” screamed Nancy back at her. Nang and Miyavi were just standing their rubbing their heads. Then all the guards armed their swords at the three.
“How dare you scream at Queen Rita like that!!....bitch..” Said one of the guards.
“What the fuck?!” Nancy shouted. Then Queen Rita whacked her on the head again with her scepter.
“Nancy! We should be nicer to them so we can stay in her castle!” Nang whispered to Nancy. Nancy didn’t say anything and just rubbed her head. When the both of them looked up they saw that Miyavi was staring at Queen Rita straight in the eye without blinking.
“What the fuck…..” Queen Rita said then whacked Miyavi on the head with her scepter.
“Can we stay with you??” Nang asked Queen Rita. Queen Rita just stared at Nang and Nang stared back, both with blank less expressions. "WAHHHHHHH IT'S RITA MY WITO SISSIE!!!" Nang screamed

"..........." Miyavi and Nancy just stood there dumbfounded and wondered if Nang lost her mind somehow.
"Yeah right! She cannot be your sister...she's blon-" Miyavi said before he got cut off.
"Miyavi...she is not all blonde...it's highlights...plus shuutttt upppppppp shes gonna kill us if you insult her!! MAN…. We should of left you back in that pothole full of water you played in FOR 2 HOURS causing delay to our trip!!!" Nancy exclaimed in anger.
"I say we go inside and make ourselves at home" Said a happy Nang. Then all three of them pushed through the guards and ran into the castle. Queen Rita and her guards just stand there all blank less.
“What the hell……” Queen Rita said.
“Wow! Nang lookie! This room is hugeeeeee!!!” Nancy exclaimed when she opened up a random room.
“Woooooooooooowwww” Nang said. Then she ran inside the room and jumped on the bed. Miyavi then ran inside too and jumped on the bed jumping up and down in front of Nang’s face. Nang sat on there bed staring at Miyavi’s fire ball shooting wee we as it flopped up in down in front of her face. “……………………..”
“MIYAVI WHAT THE HELL?!” Nancy shouted at Miyavi while tackling him off the bed. Miyavi just flipped in the air and landed on outside the room from the door. Then he just stood there for a moment with a big grin in his face and then ran off through the hallways.
“Should we let him run off like that, Nancy??” Nang asked.
“I guess so… I mean… what can who do?” Nancy replied. Then the both of them remembered when Miyavi blasted the waiter with his wee-wee.
“………………………………”
But then the both of them just decided not to worry about it and just relax. Before they knew it they both fell asleep.
About a couple hours later, both Nang and Nancy felt a heavy weight hit against them. That’s when both the both of them flashed open their eyes, to see Queen Rita with a giant rock looking seriously pissed off.
“What the hell?!” screamed out Nang
“OW! Bitch!!” screamed out Nancy. Then Queen Rita whacked them both with her scepter.
“YOU BITCHES RUINED MY CASTLE!!!” screamed out Queen Rita.
“Huh??” Both Nancy and Nang said.
Then Queen Rita pointed out at the hallway. Both Nang and Nancy walked out to see that the walls were drawn all over on with crayons! They looked around and saw the names “Nancy” and “Nang” drawn with big scribbled letters on the wall. Then they say the word “Meeve” drawn on as well. They also saw stick figures of two girls and a man standing between them, holding hands. Which was obviously Nang, Nancy, and Miyavi. And what made them more nervous is when they saw a stick figure a girl with long hair and blond streaks wearing a crown and holding a scepter and having stink lines around her. Then there was the word “Son of a bitch” with an arrow pointing at the stick figure.
“Umm….”
Nang and Nancy turned around to see a really really reallyyyy pissed off Queen Rita. Her face was turning red and she broke her scepter in half.
“OH SHIT” Screamed Nancy. Then the both of them ran like a bitch.
After running around for a little while, Queen Rita and her guards were still chasing after them.
Mean while with Miyavi…..
“Nee nee hee hee hee…” Miyavi chuckled to himself while scribbling more on the wall. Then he noticed something. He walked over to it and it was a button. Over the button it was labeled “SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON DO NOT PUSH”. “Hee hee hee” Then Miyavi drew over the label “MYV” and then tripped on a box and hit his head on the button. “Owww nee nee…” Miyavi mumbled as he rubbed his head. Then suddenly the castle shook a bit. And the lights started flashing red and a loud alarm went off.
“What the hell is that?!” Nancy shouted. Everyone stopped running and Queen Rita and her guards stood there in horror.
“OH SHIT!!!!! SOMEONE PUSHED THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON!!!! EVERYBODY RUN OUT OF THE CASTLE!!!” Queen Rita cried out. Then Miyavi just ran passed them and grabbed Nang and Nancy, heading towards the exit. “IT WAS YOU!!! YOU JACKASS!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!” Screamed Queen Rita, while her and her guards chased after Miyavi, Nang, and Nancy.
Before they knew it, Miyavi jumped right through the window, two stories. With Nancy and Nang under each of his arms.
“AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” screamed Nang and Nancy, scared shitless.
Miyavi did a couple of flips and did scream a lot. But, then made a smooth landing on his feet. He then dropped the two girls and had a big grin his face.
Nang slowly opened her eyes.
“HOLY SHIT WE’RE ALIVE!!” Nang exclaimed. Then she turned and shooked Nancy to wake her up, who seems have gotten unconscious. “Nancyyyy!!”
“WAH!!” Nancy cried out and then looked around. “Wahh we’re alive!!!” She said relieved.
Then the three of them looked up and saw Queen Rita and her guards popped out of the castle. And then suddenly….. BOOM!!!! The entire castle blew up from inside and started crumbling.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!!! OH WHY DID I PUT A SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON IN MY CASTLE!!! NOOOO!!!!” Queen Rita cried out, while crying on the floor.
“Ummm….” Nancy said nervously.
“Nancy…. I think we’d better run…” Nang whispered to Nancy. Then they heard laughing coming from Miyavi.
“Hehhehe….. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!” Miyavi started laughing his ass off.
Queen Rita suddenly swung around.
“YOU………….. JACKASSSSSSS!!!!!!” Queen Rita screamed out.
Before they knew it…. Miyavi, Nang, and Nancy were running away from Rita and her guards.
“So… where to now, Nang?” Nancy asked Nang while running. Nang sighed.
“Wherever our journey leads us….” Nang replied.

lol funny

sweet.. fresh and random.. great!

LOL
a random story, not bad though, better than i cud ever do!

ChikidiixSenkox3 Wrote:This is a story me and my friend wrote together for fun We're still working on it. Plus most of the parts don't really make since but it's pretty random and stupid

Part One

The Misadventures of Two Average Asians
By Nancy and Nang

Once upon a time there were two girls. Their names were Nancy and Nang. They were just two average Asians girls going to school, facing through everyday drama. But the problem was that they had a lot of drama at home, more than most people did. Their family, they didn’t get along with them. They were forced to stay home all the time doing what only family members told them. But really both Nancy and Nang wanted to travel. So one day….. They ran away from home.


“God, I’m so hungry…..” Nancy said to herself tired. She was walking in a forest for hours. “Damnit all! Why didn’t I bring food when I left?!” she cried out loud. Then Nancy collapsed on the ground. “Waaaaahh….”
Then suddenly Nancy smelt the aurora of food. Then she popped back on her feet and ran to where the direction of the smell was coming from. That’s when she popped out of the forest into a small village. “Huh? A village? That’s strange…” Nancy said to herself, puzzled. But the smell of food distracted her train of thought. She followed the smell into a small restaurant. She looked at the sign, “Vietnamese…. Restaurant….” Nancy read aloud. “….AWESOME!!! I’m gonna order me some Pho!” She shouted out loud.
As Nancy was going into the Vietnamese Restaurant she crashed into someone familiar...
"Owwww! I knew my clumsiness would get me into the middle of no-where.." Said the person she crashed into.
Nancy rubbed her head in pain and saw it was a girl she had crashed into, it was Nang. "Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry I apologize for crashing into you!!" Nang said in a rush.
Almost about to run off, Nang looked back at Nancy and screamed "Holy crap it's you Nancy! Hey Nancy, you know where we are dude?? I have a lot to ask you since we never met in person before!"
Nancy looked at Nang for a moment. “Ohhhhh! I remember you! You’re Nang!! Yeah yeah….. uhh actually, I don’t know where we were either….” Nancy replied.
“Well, do you have any candy?” Nang asked
“Nope…”
“Do you know how you got here?”
“Nope…”
It was quiet. Then suddenly both their tummy’s started grumbling. “Uhh…. Nang? Did you eat?” Nancy asked quietly.
“…….Nope……” Nang replied.
It was quiet.
“……. LETS GO EAT SOME PHO!!!!” exclaimed Nancy.
“YEAH!!!” shouted Nang.
Then the both of them sat down at a table. A waiter came by to take their order. Of course they ordered Pho. When the Pho got there they started to chow down on their food.
Slurps, burps, and sounds of relief from hunger were heard from their table.
"More noodles please!"
"More drinks please!"
"More rice!"
"More soy sauce!"
"More beer… OH OH JUST KIDDING!"
"Oh gawd, I think there’s a piece of hair in my bowl..." Nancy said in disgust.
"Is it short or long??" Nang asked.
"It's short...like 1 inch…" Nancy replied curiously.
"..........."
".........."
"Lets not get any conclusions that it's pubic hair…" Nang said.
"..No I wasn't exactly thinking that..." Nancy said.
"Hmm..." They both had said
"Hey, waiter! Lemme measure how long your hair is!" Nancy said.
The waiter stood next to Nancy waiting for his hair to be measured so he could resume his job serving people.
"Oh shit son!" Nancy yelled.
"What?!" The waiter said.
"Oh nothing ... it's just that you're not the cause of the short one-inch hair in my pho." Nancy muttered.
"Hmmm..." Nang thought.
"Oh wait… the hair was mine! I guess it was an eyelash hair." Nancy said with a chuckle.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Nancy and Nang laughed.
"....." The waiter looked pretty confused and scared and resumed his job.
People around them began to stare at their table wondering
"What in Buddha's name was the last time they ate?..."
"Oh god...I bet they're a couple of trouble makers...they're so loud!"
"PUBIC HAIR?!?"
"OH MY GOD..."
But Nancy and Nang were too occupied eating that they didn't give a damn what people were saying and just thought of how damn good the food was!
Soon after both Nancy and Nang were finished the waiter came to collect the money. “That will be $50.00 please….” The waiter said.
“What?! That’s a rip off!!!” Nang shouted!
“Yeah!! Who the hell is gonna pay 50 bucks for a little bucket of soup?!” Nancy shouted.
“Please…. Do not shout in the restaurant. You have to pay” The waiter said calmly.
Then that’s when a hot guy walked into the restaurant. The guy had long hair and some were covering his left eye. He seemed to have a lot of piercing and tattoos on his body. But the thing is…… he was naked.
Neither Nancy nor Nang paid any attention to the naked hot man. They were both too pissed off at the waiter.

“So, are you two young ladies going to pay? Or not…..” the waiter said calmly.
“Heeeeell Naw!!” Nancy shouted.
“Okay then………….. YOU DIE!!!!” The waiter screamed pulling out a butcher knife.
“AHHH!! HOLY SHIT!!” Nang screamed.
Both Nancy and Nang jumped out of the way as the knife struck their table. “What the fuck was that?!” Nancy shouted. The waiter didn’t reply, he just picked the knife up and was about to strike again. Nancy and Nang ran out of the restaurant scared shitless. Then they both fell on top of each other. “Waaaahh we’re gonna die!” Nancy cried. Then suddenly the naked man we’re next to them.
“Hey!! You guys look cool!! Are you guys travelers??” The naked man said excitedly. Neither Nang or Nancy replied as they were staring blanklessly at a naked man talking to them. “Well, I’ll help you guys out!!” the naked man said.
“Really?!” Nang said happily.
“Just take me along with you guys!!! I wanna go on a journey too!!” the naked man said.
Nancy and Nang were both quiet.
".....I see your wee-wee!" Giggled Nang pointing at the naked man's uncovered shame.
"........Dude..." Nancy said disgustedly looking at Nang.
"What?! His wee-wee is pierced! HWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Nang said out loud.
"It's very very VERY impolite to comment on somebody's crotch! It's a private part, Nang!" Nancy said.
"Sure...it's REAL private..." Nang said in a very coy voice.
The naked man stared at them wondering what their double-extenders meant
"Hey, Nancy how long do you think his shuttle cock is??" Nang said laughing uncontrollably.
"......Nang......" Nancy said smacking Nang upside the head for the comments she made.
"Owwwie!!" Nang screamed.
"Anyways onto a less disturbing subject... Let’s introduce ourselves why don't we?" Nancy said.
Before anyone heard anyone's name being introduced they heard a song playing, a somewhat song you would hear on any model show.
"I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me And I'm too sexy for this song "The naked man sung instead of stating his name.
"................" Nang and Nancy stared at the naked man with their mouth wide open.
"Um...you know that kind of sounded… wrong...really really wrong especially when he said -" Nang tried saying.
"No no no lets just forget we heard that!" Nancy said cutting Nang off for a moment.
"Oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were going to introduce ourselves yet" The naked man had said suddenly.
"Tenjo tenka yuiga dokuson.." The naked man said.
Nang and Nancy looked at each other confused a bit wondering what he just said since they didn't fully understand Japanese.
"Uhh I'm guessing he said something in Japanese..." Nang said confused.
"Yeah... Hey dude, say that again except in english please!" Nancy said.
"I'm the one and only. In heaven and on earth." He had said.
"Yeah, and I'm Chief Crazy Horse!" Nang said laughing.
"Oh my... this is going to be difficult..."Nancy said shaking her head.
Then suddenly a knife just landed next to Nancy’s head, snipping off a couple strands of hair. “Holy shit!” Nancy shouted. Then Nancy and Nang both started running again but then they tripped again. The naked man was standing next to them as the were laying on the ground.
“So do we have a deal?” he asked.
“YES YES NOW SAVE US GOD DAMNIT!!” Nancy screamed out loud.
Then as the waiter was getting closer, the naked man stood in his way. “GET OUT OF MY WAY ASSHOLE!!” screamed the psychopath waiter waving his butcher knife around. Then the naked man held up his wee-wee and closed his eyes. Then suddenly……….. A BIG FIRE BALL BLASTED!!!! The fire ball hit the waiter and the waiter burned to death.
Nancy and Nang were still ducking behind a rock. Then the naked man walked over to them. “YAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!” The naked man screamed into their ears. Both Nancy and Nang jumped.
“What the fuck was that?!” Nang shouted picking her ear.
The naked man just had a big grin on his face. Nancy just stared at him like he was some retard. Then the naked man kneeled down next to Nang and Nancy. “Well, looks like we are traveling buddies!! My name is Miyavi! Weeeeeee” Miyavi said. Both Nancy and Nang just started at Miyavi as he was jumping up and down. Seeing his wee-wee going up and down like that……..
“Uhhh…… my…… name……. is……. NANCY” Nancy said losing her concentration because of his jumping wee-wee.
“I’m……. Naaaaaaang…..” Nang said also losing her concentration. Then Miyavi started jumping up and down clapping all hyper.
“Nancy and Nang! Nang and Nancy! Nancy and Nang! Nang and Nancy! And Miyavi!!!!” Miyavi kept on singing over and over again. Nancy and Nang were all quiet…. Then Miyavi pulled both Nancy and Nang up from the ground. “LET’S GO!!!” Miyavi shouted excitedly dragging the both of them while running.
“Oh Buddha…..” Nang said to herself.

What a story whoo!!!!!!!!!!!