Stupid things you thought when you were little?

[fake_innocent]

LOL! Everyone thoughts are funny and quite interesting.

Mine might get a laugh or two or maybe not but here it goes:

-I thought Barney was cool! lol >.>
-I thought boys had cooties.
-I thought bras were like backpacks (I don't know what I was thinking -.-)
-I thought if I pointed my finger to the moon, my finger will get cut off.
-I thought Santa Claus & Tooth Fairy was real!
-I thought if I flied a balloon into the air, it will somehow get to heaven.
-For mature audiences: When I first started my period, I thought at the sight of loosing blood; I was going to die (scary thought O.O)

[hiddenhappiness]

lol~

- I thought Barney was amazing.
- I thought the teletubbie stomach TV thing was awesome, and I wished I had my own stomach TV. xD
- Reboot was the most confusing story of all.
- I wish I had a magic purse like felix the cat.
- When watching... ahh I forget the name, but the show with a clown and the doll, and they did a "one minute clean up", I always tried to clean up as fast as she could but FAILED.
- When it was raining, I seriously thought that people were bowling. XDD
- I thought Santa Claus hated me because he never brought me presents and never ate my cookies. ;o;

... yeah that's all I can remember. XDD

[thunderwith]

When I was younger I used to be really scared of Mr. Bean and whenever it was on I never went into the room because I thought he would see me and come a get me.

[VIERAN]

cartoons the best!!!!, milk is only the food, i may not grow tall.

[maiya_honey]

hehe, i'm not really an adult<teenage till> but when i was a kid, i remember that, i thought;
- hair grows if we water them, like plants<thatwhy we have to take our bath>
-i thought my singing was good, and i sing in front of the fan
-i thought the fan was like microphone and it make our voice louder
-i thought my dad are like a philosopher, and i thought he's the prime minister's friend
and this is the best i could remember was;
-i thought other people was robots, and god created them to test us. they don't have feeling, they are just saying as programed <in a way i was right;P >

[nikki_102791]

i thought...
--i could have super powers
--superheroes were real
--clouds were candy and that i could eat them
--everything on tv was real
--i could be a power ranger

[Gadwin]

I thought guys shouldn't have long hair because they'd be called gay.

Now look at me now, hair halfway down my back.

[Shifty101]

I thought that when you moved house someone came and carried your whole house to the new place for you. Oh, if only it were that easy!

[RoShbob]

That my grandmother's real name was ""Momo". It is Katherine. That my teacher's lived at the school. The toilet led to a secret world when flushed, like in "Fraggle Rock". I kept looking for "Big Bird" at the zoo, and still can't find his azz!! (hahaha)

[celinesantos]

I thought the people inside the TV are real small people...
I thought that thunder was the result of 2 fighting gods....
I thought tidal wave was created by mermaids...