Zombies... ZOMBIES!!!!!

[Szelryuu]

Ah well..
Zombies are such a pain, to deal with.
I have have been formulating a fool proof plan to safeguard myself from them however.
It all consists of going to a shopping mall so I can go inside the elevator, from there the elevator will go up and down from the first floor to the 10th.
Because of this, the zombies will clearly go up and down mindlessly (they say "Brains~" because they lack onë)
If they somehow were to enter the elevator, I'd clearly smack it with the bible that I'm forced to read in my school while shouting out "The power of Christ compels you!!! @_@" (With that same face however, otherwise, it wouldn't have the same effect)
Of course, after things has settled down, the best thing to do is simply run to the nearest bookshop, buy the biggest bible you can find, and run to the next secluded area (...Wyoming?), go to the shopping mall there, stockpile food on your elevator, and live on.
You might need a partner, in order to change shifts to press the button to go up and down and to smack the zombies in case they try to enter.

After years of experience and research, I have found this to be a foolproof method. u_u

[domo_kun]

lol i would totally bust into a gun store and hold up barricade there....use up all my ammo
and if im surrounded and got 1 bullet left....ima Not shoot myself ima use it to kill 1 more.
grenades will help for shure.....if im surrounded and infected...ill pull the pins off my nades and run into them and say something like "lunch time mother*****"
but zombies dont exist..yet
with all the technological advances in biological warfare and medication someone could end up making a virus and create zombies...hopefully that will never happen

[VIERAN]

uhm... can i be like them pretending?

[shiho86]

(05-22-2007 02:11 PM)vnbabe Wrote:  

kooky unnie Wrote:

IDavidISunshine Wrote:well um first off buy the zombie suvival guide~ find it at your local bookstore... i remember reeding it and it has alot of great tips lol. well first off find a good place to go... like a gated school, sea ports (loading docks), shopping mall? (dawn of the dead), ect. then load up on supplies and band together with people who aren't infected and hasn't gone crazy... camp there until i devise a plan to get to a safer place? maybe anartica or something... probably wind up going to a military instillation and hijack a cargo plane full of supplies and go? however if i was stuck at home i would load up on water and supplies upstairs. chop down the stairs and burn the rest without setting the place on fire... then camp until i devise a plan to get to one of the earlier places i mentioned then military instillation, hijack, you know the rest

-David

LOL what a pro! he's experienced the dreadful ><

lol agreed. he was serious about the zombie survival guide eh.. are you sure you didn't write it yourself? LOL i kid i kid. but the best way to survive.. is too say.. i don't believe in zombies?

Totally agree. That guy definitely knows the subject!
Makes me think about the days when I go crazy and wonder what I would do if a Tyranosaurus Rex was in the neighborhood...