Captain Usopp's Driving Test Story

[Usopp]

Ah yes...like I said in my blog..I was shaking..shaking with excitement..it was 10:15 when I approached that Kia vehicle..my instructor was in a phase..his breath smelled of alcohol and the other driver was biting his nails, knowing my reputation has the angel of death. As I revved up the engine..the other driver begged to not go too fast..he said he wouldn't be able to handle such intensity from Captain Usopp. So I agreed...

I was driving around the city and neighborhood, avoiding anything they would throw at me...I had squirrels on the streets, rabbits, even dust balls, but nothing stopped me. But then...it happened...my instructor went into a frenzy about how he had planned to be with me...how he had planned to fail me..and just then..he took the brake on his side and began slamming it over and over to disrupt traffic...

Soon, clouds began to gather, and rain was pouring from the sky..I looked out my window and saw a man take his fishing pole to try catch fish from the sky..this was an amazing feet as he actually brought back a boot at the end of his line. As my instrucor continued to deterioate my score, I Captain Usopp saw a man of a evil heart try to hijack our car..he pointed the gun at me..as me and the instructor froze..the student in the back had passed out...

He told me to step out of the car slowly...and as I did...I grabbed the man's wrist and snapped it..then I proceeded to head butt him and do my signature "USOPP DRIVE SHOT" Right into his private parts..the man crumpled over as the cops came..congratulating me on my success...the instructor was in awe as he was in deep gratitude..that day..I had gained several followers...

We pulled back into Classic as I easily passed the test with a perfect score and my fellow student was able to pass thanks to my courage...and now folks..I take my car to the streets..where if you see my driving by..you can point and say.."That's Captain Usopp! The boy who saved the day!"

[XeroXtancy]

Oh Captn', you changed from sailing to now motorized vehicles? The sea will always miss you.