Pick up Lines?

[VIERAN]

hope this will help

1.I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

2.Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

3.I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

4.Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

5.Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

6.I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

7.I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

8.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

9.Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

10.You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

11.You know what would look great on you? Me.

12.Can I read your T shirt in brail?

13.Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

14.You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

15.I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

16.Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

17.Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

18.Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

19.The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

20.Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

21.Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

22.How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

23.I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

24.That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

25.You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

26.If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

27.What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

28.If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

29.All those curves! And me with no brakes!

30. Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

[Kaktus.]

haha lol they're good! the zipper 1 cracked me up the most!

[mbumsie]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[Shuu]

"You know if I took a piece of your ass, I could feed a third world country"

[betterasianman]

The pickup line that has given me the best results is, "Hi, you are ____" In the _____, I simply blurt out whatever adjective or phrase best describes how I feel about her at that exact moment. Some examples are beautiful, cute, hot, and re-donkulous. This extremely humble (and, as some would possibly say, boring) line, is really the only one that I've used for the past 13 months. It, combined with the right voice tonality, facial expressions, body language, and walk, really gets lots of positive reactions from girls. Prior to 13 months ago, I didn't know how to have the correct voice tonality, facial expressions, and body language... I had to be taught how to do this.

I had always heard people say that cheesey saying, "it's not what you say to a girl, it's HOW you say it." Honestly, I never knew what the hell that saying meant until I started actually practicing what I was taught. Now, 13 months later, I don't really think about it as a line; it really is a statement of what I'm feeling at that moment. And the "how" comes out in my body language, facial expressions, and voice tonality.