You ask the man in the suit.
"Excuse me, do you know where an Internet Cafe would be?"
"Sorry. I'm not from around here. But if you have a laptop, you can use the Wifi here! It's Hi-Speed Internet!"
"Oh I don't have a laptop," said you. Now you are a little freaked out, because it was exactly the same.
So you look towards the little girl and approach her.
"Excuse me little girl. Where are your parents?"
"At work," she replied.
"Is that clown your caretaker-"
And this time it was different. The clown was already up in your face.
"What do you want
this time, boy?" he asked with a grin.
You get freaked out and decided to run for it. You just want to get to the concert now. Then a few moments later, a cab speeds and passes you by, and there's no doubt that the tune that you hear passing by was So Hot by the Wonder Girls.
And then the taxicab stopped right in front of you. When the doors opened, So Hot blared loudly! And out came the clown with the pick-axe.
What the heck. You run into the nearest building you can find... and it happens to be a Starbucks. At least this one was different. But you have to wonder why there are two Starbucks' in the same block...
But how sad. The clowns ended up being real but the Wonder Girls were imaginary.
You checked the time. It was nearly 11 AM. You were probably going to be late, but right now, you'd rather be late then dead. It's best to stay in here, maybe order some coffee and then... What? Go back outside? Wait there longer? Or what?