20 Rules in Any Office

[bluebell861]

Hi Guys, below are 20 rules in any office. Quite funny lol... How about you in the office?

1. Rule 1 -- The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2 -- If the Boss is wrong, see Rule 1.
3. Rule 3 -- Those who work get more more. Others get pay, perks, and promotion.
4. Rule 4 -- Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person, the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. Rule 5 -- If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6. Rule 6 -- When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
7. Rule 7 -- It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.
8. Rule 8 -- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
9. Rule 9 -- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
10. Rule 10 -- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
11. Rule 11 -- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
12. Rule 12 -- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
13. Rule 13 -- Following the rules will not get the job done.
14. Rule 14 -- If it weren't for the lst minute, nothing would get done.
15. Rule 15 --Everything can be filed under ' Miscellaneous'.
16. Rule 16 -- No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
17. Rule 17 -- You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.
18. Rule 18 -- In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
19. Rule 19 -- In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
10. Rule 20 -- The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong,

[edison]

Hahah yeah some things are pretty funny there but I don't think some of them are always right. I like rule 1 hahah it's quite true.

[sellene_03]

i find most of this rules amusing and most of this can also be observed in our office, particularly rule#1 & 2.