Want to creepily figure out a complete stranger’s breast size from far away? Do we have the product for you. Read on to find out more.
If you have trouble with spatial awareness, measuring by eyeballing, or need another reason to completely alienate yourself from others boy do we have the product for you!
A new product designed by a, you guessed it, Japanese adult video distributor named Soft on Demand has created a clear plastic chart that measure the breast sizes of strangers.
Soft on Demand, the company that developed this product as well as owns a chain of adult shops in Japan, will be giving out their new product The BRAFILE FREE starting March 4th with the purchase of a DVD.
The clear folder is touted as being able to estimate the bra size of a women “without touching and without getting caught.” Good luck with that holding up in court when inevitably some perv tries to sue Soft on Demand for creating a product that got them their asses handed to them when they tried using it at Victoria’s Secret Semi Annual Sale.
The folder seems simple and straight forward enough, but does include some rules. Apparently for maximum
creepage accuracy, users need to stand about 3 meters away (9.8ft) while a woman, or obese man, is standing profile and completely to the side in order to measure their breasts discreetly. Sound advice considering once the users get that restraining order filed against the 9.8 ft will be a good way to get them use to the Judge’s order.
Soft on Demand also reminds users that those being measured unbeknownst to their would be victims may be “misrepresenting their size.” Oh good, glad to see Soft on Demand show concern for the REAL victims of the product, the unasked for pervert trying to measure a woman’s boob cowardly 10 ft. away behind a plastic folder.
Well to be fair, Soft on Demand also advises that users “exercise the utmost discretion when using it, and understand that they take full responsibility for their actions.” Ya know, rational advice for those “smart” enough to think measuring boobs outside of the range of a pepper spray dispensing is a good idea too.