If you are having trouble losing that pesky virginity then you can hire the services of Lost Virgin Cafe.
A one man operation in Japan called Lost Virgin Cafe is offering to help the women of Japan lose their virginities.
According to his website Lost Virgin Cafe, a man by the name of Masato is offering his services to the many women in Japan who are still virgins well into their 30’s.
At first glance, and most likely at a long discerning inspection, this service seems less altruistic and more self serving. I mean what man hasn’t tried to help as many women as possible lose the V? But this is actually more reflective of a social issue in Japan than is actually of some concern.
There is a recent trend in Japan where birthrates are at a historic low and the elderly, who are becoming dependent of the youth, are increasing at alarming rates.
Many social factors have contributed to this, but the once largely male dominated society has seen quite a shift in the last century where the rigors of day to day life in the ultra competitive Japanese society have created a drastic change in social norms. Women who were once expected to become doting housewives are now rejecting such a narrow view on their future, instead opting to develop lucrative careers outside of the traditional roles.
In doing so many have sacrificed family and personal life in order to get ahead. Often this leads to the lack of developing relationships with the opposite sex, who are having their own tough time coping with the change in social expectations. One only has to look at the rise of pillow girlfriend/wives to see that the men of Japan are having a tough time as well.
But back to Masato, a man who has orchestrated a campaign to “help” these poor virgins experience life. He believes women who are still virgins into their 30’s are at risk for potentially traumatic experiences. It may lead to social stigmas, emotional and mental problems as well as men viewing them as “defective products.”
So for the small fee of covering a hotel stay generally around 10,000 yen ($84) Masato will deflower prospective customers at no additional cost! What a deal some would say, however most would agree he is not simply doing this out of the kindness of his creepy creepy heart…
Currently there is a 3 month waiting list and potential virgins need to be in good health, free of any STIS, not engaged at the moment of deflowering, and maintain good hygiene. Those with severe body odor or poor hygiene will be turned away. Further more condoms will be provided, but contraceptives are strongly suggested to be used by the virgins.
Now for anyone wondering who this Masato is and whether or not his ingenious if not somewhat creepy website is on the up and up here are some details of Masato.
Through his website he is apparently in his 30’s, 5’10 and 158 lbs., has a full head of hair but hairless body, a website designer/consultant by trade, and has “helped” more than 200 women lose their virginities. And as the self proclaimed “Virgin Master” he guarantees a “100% guaranteed pain-free” experience.
Losing one’s virginity is a unique experience for us all, but if you are looking to give it up and way too old for Prom Night, you can always go to Japan where Masato is waiting.
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