Aviation ASS KICKERS! These Sexy Chinese Flight Attendants Are Ready For Takeoff As Well as Taking YOU DOWN!

These sexy flight attendants are ready for take off as well as taking down any would be evil doer! Read on to find out more!

We often complain about the almost excessive security measures that are being placed on air travelers. From tedious security gate checks, limits on what we can carry on, to downright confusing TSA rules it can be a bit overwhelming the amount of security measures being taken for our in flight safety.

And just when you thought it was safe to fly, a Sichuan security company reminded us that even more extreme measures must be taken.

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If ANYONE asks for more honey roasted peanuts we are lighting this mug up!

The Sichuan Southwest College of Civil Aviation is providing “air security” programs that teach flight attendants martial arts and a variety of self defense skills in case of would be evil doers that are aboard unsuspecting fights.

The program is highly selective allowing only female applicants who are both beautiful and at least 163 cm to 174 cm tall (5’3 to 5’7).

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In flight badasses or new K-pop band album cover?

Males applicants have to be a mix of “not too feminine” and “not too tough” as well.

Applicants will go through rigorous military style training that will prepare them for extreme and life threatening situations.

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Next time he will think twice about turning off his mobile device during takeoff.

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Attack to the groin, unless they are sitting in First class.

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He asked for the Kosher meal.

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NO EXTRA LEG ROOM!

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Don’t even think about reclining your seat before take off. DON’T!

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Seems a bit extreme but as long as I make our connecting flight we are all for it.

Source: Shanghaiist

Written by Editorial Staff